EXCLUSIVE: Explosive Recording of Nefarious Kremlin Plot to Undermine US Democracy Using Post-Election Puppy Ads

An explosive new tape has just been released of a discussion that is alleged to have taken place in the Kremlin in June 2016. The recording is said to feature the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, the Prime Minister, Dmitry Medvedev, and the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov, with the three men discussing how they could interfere in the US election to ensure the election of Donald Trump. A transcript is below. Vladimir Putin (VP) – Gentlemen, as you know, in […]

Exclusive Preview of Hillary Clinton’s Latest Book: I, Victim

Due to the stunning success of her recent book, What Happened, which received nothing but five star reviews on Amazon, Hillary Clinton has responded to the public adulation and demand for her thoughts on last year’s election by quickly penning a sequel. I, Victim sees her carrying on the theme of her unexpected loss, but this time she takes the reader on an even deeper personal journey into the reasons, and the agony she has consequently suffered, having been denied her […]

Exclusive Excerpt From Hillary Clinton’s New Book, “What Happened? They Stole it From us, Precious”

Chapter 1 — How her right to rule was stolen The creature Rodham had once believed herself to be in possession of a secret treasure that had been her birthright from long ago: the right to rule them all. It was the one thing she loved, her “precious”, and she had thought of it and talked about it often, even when it was not with her. And yet just at the moment when she believed it to be within her grasp, […]

Hillary Clinton in The Resistance … and Other Philosophical Questions

    PS. Just in case you don’t know what the Clinton meme is referring to, the woman who epitomises the Globalist oligarchy has now returned from her walk in the woods to style herself as a champion of “The Resistance”. Go on laugh. Laugh out loud, it’s so absurd. PPS. Silly me, but I’ve just realised the answer to the riddle. Since Mrs Clinton has been talking a lot about walking in the woods a lot, and since there is a […]

Congratulations Flood in to Donald Trump From Around the World After His Attack on Syria

Mr Trump’s hit on Syria last week may have been met with utter dismay from many who voted for him, but it has been a big hit with many former opponents. In another Blogmire exclusive, we can reveal some of the letters of congratulations Mr Trump has received from around the world. Dear Donald, I just wanted to let you know that I’m really very sorry for some of the things I said about you in the past. I must […]

Blood in the Water or Blood on the Streets? The Reckless Revolutionary Sentiments of Owen Jones

What do you call a man who writes the following: “There’s blood in the water, and the anti-Trump opposition should be in a hunting mood. Michael Flynn, the US national security adviser, is the first major scalp of Donald Trump’s administration, and so soon. This regime is weak. A president who lost the popular vote by nearly three million votes, who has increasingly catastrophic personal ratings, is now embroiled in a major scandal. An opposition that has mobilised the biggest protests in US […]

Trump Hates Love and Love Hates Trump: A Tale of Post-Election Safe-Space Therapy

“You saying she’s been sitting there for over a week now?” asked Marcia. “Yeah,” replied Jake. “She just sits and stares at the wall. Occasionally she says something, but it’s usually incoherent. Eats a little. Cries maybe a couple of times an hour. Other than that, she just sits.” Rouge, his girlfriend, had been sitting on the floor of one of the university’s ten designated Safe-Space Areas ever since election night. The only time she had stood up was to […]

America Elects Man For Not Being Somebody Else; Mrs Clinton Enters History Books as the Worst President America Never Had — Repentance Urgently Needed

It was the best of elections; it was the worst of elections. A time of wisdom; and a time of foolishness. Okay, no wisdom. Lots of foolishness, I’ll grant you, but precious little in the way of sagacity. But now that the curtain has finally fallen on the Freak Show Masquerading as an Election, what do we see as we survey the landscape? It was the best of elections Mrs Hillary Clinton – probably the worst President America never had […]

Three World Records Set in One Day After FBI Closes Clinton Investigation

According to sources at the Guinness Book of Records, the United States’ Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) may have achieved two world records in one day, plus indirectly led to a third being set. The first record came when the Bureau’s Director, James Comey, announced on Sunday that the organisation had concluded their new investigation into Mrs Clinton, and that their opinion had not changed since those they expressed in July. Coming just nine days after he wrote to Congress […]

Guest Post: Why I’m Exceptional & Indispensable – by Hillary Clinton

Following on from her recent piece for Time magazine, in which she so eloquently explained why America is indispensable and exceptional, TheBlogMire brings you an exclusive piece in which Mrs Clinton explains why an indispensable and exceptional nation must have an indispensable and exceptional leader. (Warning: May contain traces of satire) If there’s one core belief that has guided and inspired me every step of my career in public service, it’s this: I am an exceptional woman. A great, unselfish, […]

Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton Now Starring in: The Basket of Deplorables — A Freak Show Masquerading as an Election

“As a connoisseur of human folly, I thought you impatient to be savouring these delights.” “Of some delights, I believe, sir, a little goes a long way.” Mr Bennet & Lizzie Bennet in the 1995 TV adaptation of Pride & Prejudice   I can’t help but recall these lines whenever my thoughts turn to the freak show masquerading as an election, which is currently hurtling its way to its dramatic and awful conclusion somewhere across the Atlantic. Were the spectacle […]

The Totalitarianism of #Uniteagainsthate

Where do you stand on hate? Are you for it or against it? Surely you can #uniteagainsthate, or one of the many similar hashtags trending on Twitter? I mean what could possibly be wrong with uniting against hate? We should all hate hate, shouldn’t we? The first response to those peddling this nonsense is to say that we are all haters. As creatures made in the image of God, we are designed to hate. We are designed to hate because […]

The Real Lesson From Orlando

It truly is in keeping with our narcissistic, must-have-it-now culture that it takes about an hour after a mass killing for politicians and the media to give us the reasons, motives and lessons to be learnt from the atrocity. It’s ISIS! It’s terrorism! It’s guns! It’s homophobia! Yet if we have learnt anything in the aftermath of the Orlando killings, it should be this: Maybe best to wait at least a few days before pronouncing with certainty on the motives […]

After the Planned Parent Videos, What Next?

Below is a full length version of my monthly column for Samaritan Ministries International The series of videos put out by the Center for Medical Progress have done an amazing job of exposing the sheer cruel, greedy, callousness of that woefully misnamed organization, Planned Parenthood. We have learnt a good many things through these videos, but perhaps most glaring is this: the claim that abortion providers do what they do for the sake of women’s health is as hollow as an empty Coke can. […]

Planned Dismemberment

Dismemberment: The act of cutting, tearing, pulling, wrenching or otherwise removing the limbs of a living thing. There was a horrific story the other day about a pensioner in St. Petersburg suspected of killing more than a dozen people in the last 20 years. In what is believed to be her latest crime, 68-year-old Tamara Samsonova is alleged to have killed Valentina Ulanova, a 79-year-old woman that she was supposedly caring for, before going on to cut up her body dump the parts […]