The Ashers Bakery Case: The Little Sheep Tolerance’n’Diversity Hath Shed its Wool and Bared its Ghastly Teeth

The Ashers Bakery in Northern Ireland has just lost their appeal for the heinous crime of refusing to write a slogan on a cake. The phrase “you couldn’t make it up” is of course long past its sell by date. You couldn’t have made it up 20 years ago (or even ten), but now you can make almost anything up and it will have a good chance of coming true about this time tomorrow. If the McArthurs are weeping, then […]


Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton Now Starring in: The Basket of Deplorables — A Freak Show Masquerading as an Election

“As a connoisseur of human folly, I thought you impatient to be savouring these delights.” “Of some delights, I believe, sir, a little goes a long way.” Mr Bennet & Lizzie Bennet in the 1995 TV adaptation of Pride & Prejudice   I can’t help but recall these lines whenever my thoughts turn to the freak show masquerading as an election, which is currently hurtling its way to its dramatic and awful conclusion somewhere across the Atlantic. Were the spectacle […]


Exclusive: Tony Blair’s Speech at the Inaugural Conference of The Nation’s Newest Party — Global Britain

The news that Tony Blair is considering re-entering British politics will have come as a welcome relief to those who have missed his contribution these last 9 years. But to the other 99.99% of the population, it may have come as a shock to think that after so long away he still hasn’t managed to cure himself of his delusion that anyone is in the least bit interested in what he has to say. What does Tony have in mind, […]


Guest Post: The Future Decline of Christianity and the Consequences — by John V

Instead of looking at religion from the perspective of belief and the never-ending-debate vs science, let’s consider a different approach and substitute the question of belief for the reality of societies without Christianity. From moral absolutes and the laws which follow, enshrined within western civilisation, the phrase, “Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s” produces the visible divide currently narrowing throughout the west. When a society abandons Christianity, it leaves a […]


What is Wisdom?

My latest piece for Samaritan Ministries International What is wisdom? Here are a couple of definitions, taken at random from the internet: The ability to use your knowledge and experience to make good decisions and judgments The ability to discern the true nature of a situation, especially by intuition There is no doubt a lot to be said for these definitions. We certainly need knowledge and experience to be able to exercise wisdom, and the outcome of exercising wisdom will […]


How the JIT Report Into Flight MH17 Appears to Refute the Scenario it Sets out to Prove

I’d like to begin this piece with a disclaimer. Although I have a keen interest in the MH17 plane crash, having written about it a few times in the past, I have no particular dog in this fight, other than a hope that the truth of what really happened will be established beyond reasonable doubt. If the plane was shot down on purpose, I hope that those who ordered it and perpetrated it will face justice after a free and […]


Is Your Nation The Exceptional One?

With almost 200 nations around the world, telling which is The Exceptional One is really not a very easy task. Every country has a number of unique aspects that mark it out from the others, but not every one has what it really takes to be the Exceptional, much less the Indispensable nation. Only a country possessing a certain set of characteristics can be considered for this prestigious accolade, and it is with this in mind that the following test […]


What Happens When a Society Destroys the Institutions Which Are Designed to Protect Children?

Imagine you have a really bad back. You go to the doctors, but instead of examining you properly, he says that he’s sorry you are in discomfort, before writing a prescription for some strong painkillers. The painkillers help numb the pain somewhat, but the problem persists, and the reason for this is that you actually have a slipped disc – something you find out only after going to another doctor for a second opinion. The remedial action – an operation […]


British Government’s Sex Education Commissar is Heir to Obscure Hungarian Bolshevik

What parent would want an adult they hardly knew speaking to their children about sex, telling them where they can get contraceptives from, and showing them explicit literature and films about what sexual positions are possible? You’d think that the answer to that would be obvious, and in all other circumstances this is no doubt the case. Yet if the one doing the speaking and the showing is called a “teacher” and works in what is known as a “school”, […]


Breaking: Putin ‘Possibly Injecting Journalists’ With Substance That Compels Them to Write Utter Drivel — Expert Says

Experts believe that Russian President, Vladimir Putin, has possibly discovered a substance which, when injected into journalists, causes them to write utter drivel. Suspicions have been growing for some time that Mr Putin has been developing such a chemical, but what once might have been consigned to the realm of conspiracy theories can, according to the experts, no longer be dismissed. Confirmation that the theory might be true gained credibility after several media outlets published pieces alleging that Mr Putin has managed […]


Creating Islands of Stability in an Unstable World

This is my latest piece for Samaritan Ministries International A year ago, I entered my 40s, by which you will rightly deduce that I was born in the 1970s. When I think back to the world at the time of my childhood, and then compare it to the world of 2016, there are a huge number of differences, far too numerous to mention. Yet if I had to pick one thing among all others that stands out as the defining […]

Downing Street Parrott

Has Theresa May Triggered the Little Known Article 50b of the Lisbon Treaty?

Speculation was mounting in Westminster last night that the British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has secretly triggered an Article of the Lisbon Treaty connected with the process of withdrawal from the European Union. However, whereas she was expected to invoke Article 50, which would begin the process of withdrawal, it is believed that she has instead opted to trigger the little known Article 50b. Not much has been written about Article 50b for the simple reason that it was only […]

Hillary Clinton and the Bear

An Ae-Psyops Fable: The Little Old Woman Who Cried Bear!

Once upon a time there was a little old woman who lived in a large town. She was very ambitious and wanted to become the town’s Mayoress, and she often told people that they really ought to elect her because the town needed to break what she called “the glass ceiling”. But there was one problem. Many in the town were distrustful of her. For she was known to be exceedingly corrupt, regularly untruthful, and committed to sending the townsmen […]

Little Scissors and Bovine Splendour

Possibly the Silliest Poem Ever Written

Little Scissors and Bovine Splendour, Are not two phrases, You’re ever likely to hear, in the same sentence. Except for poetry. Then of course You can get away with it. You wouldn’t hear it in a line of prose. “Mr Gardener picked up his little scissors, and cut through the paper with Bovine Splendour,” Is not a line you’re likely to read. There is only one other place, That you might find them together, And that, of course, Is in […]

Putin and the Baltics

Why Won’t Putin Invade the Baltics?

You know how Putin is itching to invade the Baltics? You know how he just can’t wait to get his hands on Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, because Russia is kind of cramped, and he needs a bit of Lebensraum for his people? You know how he just can’t wait to prop up the apparently ailing Russian economy by incorporating that economic powerhouse, Ukraine, into his country? You know it because you’ve probably read it 100 times by now in the […]

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Online Hate Crime Hub Investigates Offensive Goose Joke

Inside the new “online hate crime hub”, which has been set up by the London Mayor’s Office for Policing and Crime, Sergeant David Marshmallow and PC Gary Snowflake are discussing a new Hate Crime case that has just come in: Snowflake: Sarge, I need your advice on this? Marshmallow: What’s that Gary? Snowflake: Just received a complaint about this. Posted on Facebook. Marshmallow: What is it? Snowflake: Not sure, sir. I don’t quite know what to make of it. Marshmallow: […]

Peace in our time

Is Theresa May the New Neville Chamberlain? Or is the New Hitler Hogwash?

According to media reports, Theresa May had a phone call last week with the President of the Russian Federation. During the call, which was made at Mrs May’s request, the two leaders apparently discussed the following: Mr Putin congratulated Mrs May on her appointment to the office of Prime Minister They discussed current bilateral issues, with both leaders expressing dissatisfaction with the current parameters of co-operation in the political, trade and economic spheres They agreed to step up joint work […]

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Man Who Became Woman but Stayed Man Can’t Get Woman’s Pension

I’m beginning to think that the whole LGBT movement was started by a group of powerful lawyers who rightly foresaw the huge opportunities they would have to make a mint in a society that opted to go full moonbat crazy. The legal cases are coming in thick and fast now, and with each one we find ourselves sailing further out into the Ocean of Absurdity, far away from the Island of Sanity, and the lawyers must be coining it in. […]

Liberal Hate

Are You a Liberal? Are You a Hater? Take the Liberal Hate Detector Test

Are you a liberal who is genuinely the very epitome of love and human kindness? Or do you find that when you come across a person holding contrary views, you find it hard to restrain yourself from shouting them down, launching ad hominem attacks on them, and screeching about how intolerant they are? Find out which type of liberal you really are by taking the Liberal Hate Detector Test. Are you able to hear a reasoned position and engage with it, […]

Brexit means Brexit

Brexit Means Brexit. But What is Meant by Brexit? Thought for the Day From Professor A. Fudge

By A. Fudge – emeritus Professor of Pedantry, Obstructionism and Kicking the Can Down the Road at Hull University Brexit means Brexit. That’s the first thing I want to say. But of course it does. How could it not? In the same way that egg means egg, cormorant means cormorant, of course Brexit must mean Brexit. And just as a denial that eggs means eggs would be patently absurd, likewise a denial that Brexit means Brexit would be equally ludicrous. […]


How Not to Deal With Misogyny

Nottinghamshire Police Force have just expanded their growing list of hate crimes to include misogyny. Quite frankly I’m shocked that they only just got around to including it now, and there is a definite case to be had for suing them for this delay which, under their own definition, is almost certainly misogynistic in nature. And here is their definition: “Incidents against women that are motivated by an attitude of a man towards a woman and includes behaviour targeted towards a […]


Discussing Economics, Brexit & Morality on The True Money Show

I was privileged to be invited onto the True Money Show, hosted by David Simpson, where we discussed a range of topics including the economic woes of the European Union, why bailing out failed banks with public money is not what you could call a good idea, the reasons why people voted for Brexit, and whether an economic system based on immorality can endure. You can listen to the show here or by clicking on the link below: True Money Show 072716 […]


Russian Aggression: A Cheesy Novel From the Atlantic Council

General Sir Richard Shirreff, author of the novel, 2017: War with Russia, has just co-authored a new report on behalf of the Atlantic Council. In Arming for Deterrence, he and Maciej Olex-Szczytowski claim that the threat to Poland from a “resurgent Russia” is now so imminent that the Polish Government must take immediate steps to prepare the country for forthcoming invasion (interestingly, Pan Olex-Szczytowski happens to be Adviser on Poland to BAE Systems, Europe’s largest company in the Defence Sector). I confess that I haven’t […]


Like a Great Supine, Protoplasmic, Invertebrate Jelly, Boris Johnson Falls Into Line With U.S. Foreign Policy

Well that didn’t take long. Like a Great Supine, Protoplasmic, Invertebrate Jelly, (to quote his own words), Britain’s new Foreign Secretary has fallen into line with U.S. foreign policy with remarkable speed. This despite the fact that the position he now apparently supports is fundamentally at odds with the position he held prior to assuming his new role. That position is with regard to Syria, but before I come to the July 2016 Mr Johnson, let me first remind readers […]


The Totalitarianism of #Uniteagainsthate

Where do you stand on hate? Are you for it or against it? Surely you can #uniteagainsthate, or one of the many similar hashtags trending on Twitter? I mean what could possibly be wrong with uniting against hate? We should all hate hate, shouldn’t we? The first response to those peddling this nonsense is to say that we are all haters. As creatures made in the image of God, we are designed to hate. We are designed to hate because […]

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Religion is the Cause of all Wars? Well, Apart From … and … and … and oh Yes … and There Was … Not to Mention … But Apart From Them…

I haven’t posted an excerpt from my book, A Christian and an Unbeliever Discuss: Life, the Universe and Everything, for some time, so I thought it’s time for another. You can order a copy by clicking on the front cover on the column on the side. ‘And well might he have said that,’ remarked Alex sardonically, ‘since religion is the cause of all wars.’ ‘Well, apart from the Iraq war, the Falklands War, the Vietnam War, the Korean War, the […]

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The Tory Party: A Chinese Restaurant Without Chinese Food

Imagine a man who takes his wife to a restaurant on her birthday. It is the Blue Dragon, a Chinese restaurant, because Chinese is her favourite food. They order some dim sum, followed by chow mein, kung po chilli king prawns, and egg fried rice. They then sit talking to one another, anticipating the arrival of the food. The waitress comes and places the food in front of them. A burger and cheese for him and a hot dog for […]

To Kill a Being

Ann Furedi and the Immoral Case for Abortion

Has Ann Furedi, Chief Executive of Britain’s biggest abortion provider, BPAS, just admitted being responsible for killing 66,000 human beings in the last year? Judging by a comment she makes in her new book, I would say that absolutely she has. In The Moral Case for Abortion, Mrs Furedi has written that there is nothing morally wrong with destroying a “foetus” because: “it kills a being that has no sense of life or death.” There are two parts to this […]


Brexit: Be Prepared for the Mother of all Stitch-ups

I don’t usually like to indulge in prophetic utterances, and I’m not sure I would describe this as such an attempt – more an informed hunch – but I believe that the 17,410,742 people who just expressed their opinion in a democratic vote to leave the European Union are about to find themselves involved in what can only be described as the mother of all stitch ups. Brexit just isn’t going to happen!!! What makes me so sure? Well there […]


Brexit Rage: The Enlightened Facebook Thoughts of a Disgruntled Young Remainer

Warning: This Piece Contains Levels of Satire Which Could Seriously Damage Your Health I still can’t believe that so many people could be THAT STUPID to vote us out and ruin the country I mean it’s a TOTAL MOCKERY OF DEMOCRACY that so many people who were so ill informed and so full of bigotry and hate could even be allowed to vote about MY FUTURE I tell you I’m so ANGRY about it now that I can’t even tell you how […]


Thoughts on Brexit: New Political Force Needed to Counter the Establishment Meocracy

“To my mind, democracy has failed us. Democracy has failed us because it was ill-informed. I just want all of you to know that when you leave here we can change that decision. It is possible.” So said Blur’s Damon Albarn, to resounding applause, at the beginning of this year’s Glastonbury festival. He’s clearly not the only one who feels that way. Social media seems to be abuzz with such sentiments from the sorts of people who constantly trumpet the […]

Willis Palmyra

New Hollywood Blockbuster — Palmyra: Saving Civilization

Weeks after the Syrian Army, backed by Russian airstrikes, liberated the ancient city of Palmyra from the Islamic State — praise God — and still no comment from Western leaders. Obama, he say nothing! Cameron, he say nothing! Merkel, she say nothing! Haven’t they heard? They surely have. By their fruits ye shall know them! Since the silence of Western leaders and the occasional grudging acknowledgement in the media has left the Western public almost entirely ignorant of this wonderful victory over evil, it […]

Stark Raving Mad

The Real Lesson From Orlando

It truly is in keeping with our narcissistic, must-have-it-now culture that it takes about an hour after a mass killing for politicians and the media to give us the reasons, motives and lessons to be learnt from the atrocity. It’s ISIS! It’s terrorism! It’s guns! It’s homophobia! Yet if we have learnt anything in the aftermath of the Orlando killings, it should be this: Maybe best to wait at least a few days before pronouncing with certainty on the motives […]

EU & the Ring

Sir Ian McKellen Spells Out the Real Choice Before Britain on 23rd June

Sir Ian McKellen recently weighed in with one of the more interesting comments in the run up to the EU referendum. He said: “If I were to look at ‘in’ or ‘out’ from that point of view, there’s only one point, which is to stay. If you’re a gay person, you’re an internationalist. I don’t want us to retract. I don’t want to and I won’t, whatever the vote happens to be.” His own fear is of course misplaced. Even […]

World God Made

Recovering Objective Truth Part 2 – The World That God Made

In the first part of this piece, I tried to get to the root of the major cultural and societal changes that have come upon us over the last century or so, and I made the case that what we are seeing is Hegelian Dialecticism in action. This idea, from the 19th Century German philosopher Georg Hegel, proposes a marketplace of ideas (thesis and antithesis) which tend to compete with one another to produce a new idea (synthesis). Now this […]


Putin Weaponises Crosshairs, Foiling Plans to Keep Romania & Poland Safe From Iranian WMDs

At a recent ceremony in Deveselu, Romania, the Aegis Ashore Missile Defense System (AAMDS) was declared operationally certified — a key milestone in Phase II of the European Phased Adaptive Approach (EPAA). According to U.S. Naval Forces Europe-Africa/U.S. 6th Fleet Public Affairs: This Ballistic Missile Defense (BMD) System represents a significant increase in the capability to defend NATO European territory from attacks originating outside the Euro-Atlantic area, and is a key milestone in the development of NATO Ballistic Missile Defense.  If […]


Recovering Objective Truth: Part 1 – The World That Hegel Made

My latest piece for Samaritan Ministries International “The basic problem of the Christians in this country in the last 80 years or so, in regard to society and in regard to government,” wrote Francis Schaeffer in his Christian Manifesto, “is that they have seen things in bits and pieces instead of totals.” What he meant was that whilst Christians have seen a whole host of evils creeping into society and culture, they have tended to treat them as isolated issues […]

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The Future is Bright: The Future is Christian

This last Tuesday, I was privileged to attend The Conservative Woman’s first forum, where the motion being debated by Peter Hitchens (Mail on Sunday) and Tim Stanley (Daily Telegraph) was “Christianity has no future in Britain”. The event was chaired by TCW’s very own Kathy Gyngell, who remarked quite rightly that the subject under discussion is immeasurably more important than the EU referendum. For those who regularly read Mr Hitchens, it will come as no surprise that he was the […]

Brexit Ice Cream

Brexit: It’s Not the Economy, Stupid!

With just a few more weeks to go before the EU Referendum, I must confess to finding myself suffering from what I believe is an entirely new syndrome. Known as Brexit Boredom Condition (BBC), it flares up at least once a day when I click onto the website of Britain’s “impartial broadcaster,” to once again find myself being accosted by the “Scare the Living Daylights out of Them” Campaign. Unfortunately for them, their tactics are lost on the likes of […]


How to Tell When Your Culture is in Free Fall

Here’s 10 quick clues to let you know when your culture is heading in a downward trajectory, poised to go splat at sometime in the near future: The choice you are given at the ballot box is between a narcissistic, egomaniac serial adulterer who is quite capable of making utterly contradictory statements in the same sentence just to get elected, and a demented psychopath who just loves the killing of unborn babies, never found a war she didn’t like, and who greeted […]

Church of Zengland

One More Thing and I’m Leaving the Church of Zengland

My latest little gripe against the Church of England for Conservative Woman Forgive me, but I need to begin with a joke (adapted from one I once heard told about Episcopalians): Two elderly Anglican gentlemen are sitting in their pew in their local church waiting for a service to begin. Both are true believers, but have become distraught at the way the CofE has been going in recent years. Suddenly the lights dim, and a laser show accompanied by hardcore […]

Moderate Salafist Jihadists

U.S., Britain, France Attempt to Bring Peace to Syria by the Clever Use of Salafist Jihadi Terrorists

According to Reuters: Britain, the United States, France and Ukraine blocked a Russian proposal at the United Nations to blacklist Syrian rebel groups Jaish al-Islam and Ahrar al-Sham for links to Islamic State and al Qaeda militants, diplomats said on Wednesday. Russia made the proposal late last month and the U.S. mission to the United Nations had signalled it would oppose the move, saying it would undermine attempts to get a sustained halt in the fighting in Syria. According to […]

Philip Hammond

The Tasteless Philip Hammond is Unable to Rejoice at the Liberation of Palmyra From the Wahhabi Death Cult

Imagine that a group of the most fanatical ideologues on the planet had seized an historic city and carried out unspeakable atrocities there. Imagine they had lined up 25 soldiers in the ruins of an ancient ampitheater and filmed their teenage recruits executing them. Imagine that they had tortured and beheaded the 82-year-old head of antiquities in that city and hung his mutilated body on a column in a main square. Now imagine that a foreign power teamed up with […]


Logic Dies as A no Longer Identifies as A

“Hi A. It is A, isn’t it? I hardly recognised you there. It’s B. Remember me? How are you doing?” “I’m fine. Well I’m … well it’s just … I’m …” “What is it A? Is something the matter? You don’t look quite yourself.” “Look, B. There’s something I need you to know. I’m no longer known as A.” “What do you mean you’re no longer known as A, A?” “I mean I no longer identify as A. In fact, […]


Civilization Goes Splat!

My latest piece for Samaritan Ministries International What do you call a civilization that cannot tell the difference between a man and a woman? How about a civilization that allows men to use the female restroom because they identify as female? And a civilisation where large multinational companies boycott whole states because those states pass laws defining the terms “male” and “female” as a person’s “immutable biological sex as objectively determined by anatomy and genetics at time of birth”? What […]

Why Won’t Safe-Sex Advocates Advocate Safe-Sex to Prevent STIs?

A few weeks ago, the BBC reported on a rise in a new strain of Sexually Transmitted Infections (STI’s), which are proving to be resistant to treatment. Here is an extract from their report: “Doctors have expressed ‘huge concern’ that super-gonorrhoea has spread widely across England and to gay men. The new superbug prompted a national alert last year when it emerged in Leeds, as one of the main treatments had become useless against it. Public Health England acknowledges measures to […]

Pushing Mr Obama and the Globalist Project to the Back of the Queue

To those conservatives who have been operating under the assumption that Britain has a special relationship with a special friend called America, I do hope that Mr Obama has managed to rid you of that notion. I hope that if nothing else, Mr Obama’s typically crass intervention in the affairs of another country will have made you see the glaring truth. Although Mr Obama has made this clear in previous statements, his “back of the queue” line last Friday was […]

Chicken Licken & the Brexit

Brexit Referendum Latest: Chicken Licken Joins the ‘Staying in’ Campaign

Once upon a time there was a little chick called Chicken Licken. One day as he was scratching about in the farmyard, he was hit on the head by Government EU Referendum Propaganda. “Oh no,” cried Chicken Licken. “If we vote for sovereignty and independence the sky will fall down. I must go and tell the Queen”. On the way, Chicken Licken met the third little pig who was carrying bricks to build a house. “Where are you going in […]

The King Who Wanted to Increase His Power and Fulfil His Every Desire (or How the Graveyards are Full of Indispensable Men) Chapter 5

This is the fifth and final chapter in the adventures of the power-hungry King. Here are chapters one, two, three and four And so it came to pass that most of the womenfolk did leave off from raising their own children, and instead went to work for the barons, merchants and captains of industry. And as they did so, those who continued to refuse were declared to be stupid and backward, and in any case the cost of housing and […]