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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 14: God’s Enemies Provoke Him to Laughter

“Why do the nations rage and the peoples plot in vain? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord and against his Anointed, saying, ‘Let us burst their bonds apart and cast away their cords from us.’ He who sits in the heavens laughs; the Lord holds them in derision. Then he will speak to them in his wrath, and terrify them in his fury, saying, ‘As for me, I have set my King […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 13: I Will Build You a House

“‘Thus says the Lord of hosts, I took you from the pasture, from following the sheep, that you should be prince over my people Israel. And I have been with you wherever you went and have cut off all your enemies from before you. And I will make for you a great name, like the name of the great ones of the earth. And I will appoint a place for my people Israel and will plant them, so that they […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 12: The Shepherd and the Dragon

“When the Philistine arose and came and drew near to meet David, David ran quickly toward the battle line to meet the Philistine. And David put his hand in his bag and took out a stone and slung it and struck the Philistine on his forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, and he fell on his face to the ground. So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and with a stone, and struck the Philistine and killed […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 11: Give us a King

“Then Samuel asked, ‘Are these all the sons you have?’ ‘There is still the youngest,’ Jesse replied. ‘But he’s out in the fields watching the sheep and goats.’ ‘Send for him at once,’ Samuel said. ‘We will not sit down to eat until he arrives.’ So Jesse sent for him. He was dark and handsome, with beautiful eyes. And the Lord said, ‘This is the one; anoint him.’ So as David stood there among his brothers, Samuel took the flask […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 10: A Lion King to Gather the Nations

“Judah is a lion’s whelp; From the prey, my son, thou art gone up: He stooped down, he couched as a lion, and as a lioness; who shall rouse him up? The sceptre shall not depart from Judah, nor the ruler’s staff from between his feet, until Shiloh come; and unto him shall the obedience of the peoples be.” (Genesis 49:9-10) Since the passage we considered yesterday, where Jacob once again heard the promises of land, people and blessing coming […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 9: The Stairway to Heaven

“Jacob left Beersheba and went toward Haran. And he came to a certain place and stayed there that night, because the sun had set. Taking one of the stones of the place, he put it under his head and lay down in that place to sleep. And he dreamed, and behold, there was a ladder set up on the earth, and the top of it reached to heaven. And behold, the angels of God were ascending and descending on it! […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 8: The Sacrifice of … Isaac?

“After these things God tested Abraham and said to him, ‘Abraham!’ And he said, ‘Here I am.’ He said, ‘Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you.’” (Genesis 22:1-2) Here we come to one of those passages that sceptics just love. “God, the God you worship commands child sacrifice, right?” Well, no. […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 7: The Contrived Son and the Son of Promise

“The Lord visited Sarah as he had said, and the Lord did to Sarah as he had promised. And Sarah conceived and bore Abraham a son in his old age at the time of which God had spoken to him. Abraham called the name of his son who was born to him, whom Sarah bore him, Isaac.” (Genesis 21:1-3) In the intervening years since the promises given to Abram in yesterday’s passage, Sarai remains barren and so the promises remain […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 6: Blessing for the World

“Now the Lord said to Abram, ‘Go from your country and your kindred and your father’s house to the land that I will show you. And I will make of you a great nation, and I will bless you and make your name great, so that you will be a blessing. I will bless those who bless you, and him who dishonours you I will curse, and in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed.’” (Genesis 12:1-3) […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 5: The False Messiah

“Now Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived and bore Cain, saying, ‘I have gotten a man with the help of the Lord.’” (Genesis 4:1) The first man and woman, despite their sin, are redeemed people. How do we know this? Firstly, we are told that where they had tried to cover their shame by sewing leaves together, God provided skins for them. These were animal skins, which implies animal sacrifice, and so was the first bloodshed. The book […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 4: A New King is Promised

“Because you have done this, cursed are you above all livestock and above all beasts of the field; on your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life. I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and her offspring; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heel.” (Genesis 3:14-15)   These words are spoken into a world where the King has just died – spiritually exiled from God, […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent — Day 3: The Fall of the King

“But the Lord God called to the man and said to him, ‘Where are you?’ And he said, ‘I heard the sound of you in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself.’ He said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten of the tree of which I commanded you not to eat?’” (Genesis 3:9-11) In yesterday’s reading we saw how God set up a King to rule over the earth […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent – Day 2: God Sets up His King

“Then God said, ‘Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.’ So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. And God blessed them. And God said to them, […]

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The Coming of the Saviour-King: Thoughts for Advent – Day 1: In the Beginning

This is the first of a series of readings and comments for advent (there will be 28 in all). It’s entirely possible, and even very probable, that I have misunderstood the meaning of some of the passages being considered. If so, do forgive me, but don’t be afraid to challenge in the comments section. I am indebted to the thoughts of the theologians Douglas Wilson, James B. Jordan and Peter Leithart, not to mention my own minister, Matthew Mason, for some […]

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Ode to the NeoCons — The Charge of the White Hat Brigade

The White Hats and the Black Hats stood on each side, Eyeball to eyeball across the divide. Neither advanced nor retreated one inch, The world held its breath to see who would flinch.   But the fears were misplaced for as it transpired, The Black Hats retreated – no shot being fired. The cost of the standoff just too much to pay, They packed up their stuff and went on their way.   Well the White Hats rejoiced and in […]

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The Essence of Modern Totalitarianism

My latest piece for Samaritan Ministries International The essence of modern totalitarianism lies in creating new, subjective realities, and then insisting that everyone else accept them or else. There are many examples of this. For instance, there is the idea that there really are no differences between men and women, and that both can perform all tasks to the same degree. There is the idea that marriage is something that can take place between two men or two women. There […]

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Trump Hates Love and Love Hates Trump: A Tale of Post-Election Safe-Space Therapy

“You saying she’s been sitting there for over a week now?” asked Marcia. “Yeah,” replied Jake. “She just sits and stares at the wall. Occasionally she says something, but it’s usually incoherent. Eats a little. Cries maybe a couple of times an hour. Other than that, she just sits.” Rouge, his girlfriend, had been sitting on the floor of one of the university’s ten designated Safe-Space Areas ever since election night. The only time she had stood up was to […]

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Is Donald the Last Trump Before the Rapture? Er no, But it’s Fun Teasing Dispensationalists

Being a rampantly postmillennial sort of a guy, I am firmly persuaded that the Kingdom of God will grow throughout the centuries, until the world is fully Christianised. Could take hundreds of years. Could take thousands. I know this is a minority position. Even a tiny minority position. But it is, I believe, the biblical position, as this passage from 1 Corinthians chapter 15 demonstrates: “But each in his own order: Christ the firstfruits, then at his coming those who belong to […]

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America Elects Man For Not Being Somebody Else; Mrs Clinton Enters History Books as the Worst President America Never Had — Repentance Urgently Needed

It was the best of elections; it was the worst of elections. A time of wisdom; and a time of foolishness. Okay, no wisdom. Lots of foolishness, I’ll grant you, but precious little in the way of sagacity. But now that the curtain has finally fallen on the Freak Show Masquerading as an Election, what do we see as we survey the landscape? It was the best of elections Mrs Hillary Clinton – probably the worst President America never had […]

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Three World Records Set in One Day After FBI Closes Clinton Investigation

According to sources at the Guinness Book of Records, the United States’ Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) may have achieved two world records in one day, plus indirectly led to a third being set. The first record came when the Bureau’s Director, James Comey, announced on Sunday that the organisation had concluded their new investigation into Mrs Clinton, and that their opinion had not changed since those they expressed in July. Coming just nine days after he wrote to Congress […]

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Messy and Messier — A Tale of Two Transgender Cases

Since we have decided to complicate an already complex world even further by claiming that a person can become a gender that is opposite to their biological sex, it is no surprise that we are being rewarded for our endeavours with increasingly complex situations. Two cases have recently emerged that pretty neatly exemplify the complexities that arise because we are choosing to tread on this path. Case A The parents of a 14-year-old girl have been accused by social services […]

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Ashers Bakery, Wine That Doesn’t Turn Into Blood, Bodies That do Rise From the Dead and More — A Response to a Commentator

My recent article on the Ashers Bakery case generated a few comments from a gentleman named Oliver Green. I promised Oliver that when I found the time I would respond as best I could to what he wrote. However, rather than just posting underneath his comments, I thought it best to post on the main page. So below are Oliver’s comments in normal font, and my comments interleaved in bold italics. This is a fairly long piece, but I hope […]

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Guest Post: Why I’m Exceptional & Indispensable – by Hillary Clinton

Following on from her recent piece for Time magazine, in which she so eloquently explained why America is indispensable and exceptional, TheBlogMire brings you an exclusive piece in which Mrs Clinton explains why an indispensable and exceptional nation must have an indispensable and exceptional leader. (Warning: May contain traces of satire) If there’s one core belief that has guided and inspired me every step of my career in public service, it’s this: I am an exceptional woman. A great, unselfish, […]

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The Ashers Bakery Case: The Little Sheep Tolerance’n’Diversity Hath Shed its Wool and Bared its Ghastly Teeth

The Ashers Bakery in Northern Ireland has just lost their appeal for the heinous crime of refusing to write a slogan on a cake. The phrase “you couldn’t make it up” is of course long past its sell by date. You couldn’t have made it up 20 years ago (or even ten), but now you can make almost anything up and it will have a good chance of coming true about this time tomorrow. If the McArthurs are weeping, then […]

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Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton Now Starring in: The Basket of Deplorables — A Freak Show Masquerading as an Election

“As a connoisseur of human folly, I thought you impatient to be savouring these delights.” “Of some delights, I believe, sir, a little goes a long way.” Mr Bennet & Lizzie Bennet in the 1995 TV adaptation of Pride & Prejudice   I can’t help but recall these lines whenever my thoughts turn to the freak show masquerading as an election, which is currently hurtling its way to its dramatic and awful conclusion somewhere across the Atlantic. Were the spectacle […]

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Exclusive: Tony Blair’s Speech at the Inaugural Conference of The Nation’s Newest Party — Global Britain

The news that Tony Blair is considering re-entering British politics will have come as a welcome relief to those who have missed his contribution these last 9 years. But to the other 99.99% of the population, it may have come as a shock to think that after so long away he still hasn’t managed to cure himself of his delusion that anyone is in the least bit interested in what he has to say. What does Tony have in mind, […]

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Guest Post: The Future Decline of Christianity and the Consequences — by John V

Instead of looking at religion from the perspective of belief and the never-ending-debate vs science, let’s consider a different approach and substitute the question of belief for the reality of societies without Christianity. From moral absolutes and the laws which follow, enshrined within western civilisation, the phrase, “Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s” produces the visible divide currently narrowing throughout the west. When a society abandons Christianity, it leaves a […]

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What is Wisdom?

My latest piece for Samaritan Ministries International What is wisdom? Here are a couple of definitions, taken at random from the internet: The ability to use your knowledge and experience to make good decisions and judgments The ability to discern the true nature of a situation, especially by intuition There is no doubt a lot to be said for these definitions. We certainly need knowledge and experience to be able to exercise wisdom, and the outcome of exercising wisdom will […]

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How the JIT Report Into Flight MH17 Appears to Refute the Scenario it Sets out to Prove

I’d like to begin this piece with a disclaimer. Although I have a keen interest in the MH17 plane crash, having written about it a few times in the past, I have no particular dog in this fight, other than a hope that the truth of what really happened will be established beyond reasonable doubt. If the plane was shot down on purpose, I hope that those who ordered it and perpetrated it will face justice after a free and […]

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Is Your Nation The Exceptional One?

With almost 200 nations around the world, telling which is The Exceptional One is really not a very easy task. Every country has a number of unique aspects that mark it out from the others, but not every one has what it really takes to be the Exceptional, much less the Indispensable nation. Only a country possessing a certain set of characteristics can be considered for this prestigious accolade, and it is with this in mind that the following test […]

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What Happens When a Society Destroys the Institutions Which Are Designed to Protect Children?

Imagine you have a really bad back. You go to the doctors, but instead of examining you properly, he says that he’s sorry you are in discomfort, before writing a prescription for some strong painkillers. The painkillers help numb the pain somewhat, but the problem persists, and the reason for this is that you actually have a slipped disc – something you find out only after going to another doctor for a second opinion. The remedial action – an operation […]

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British Government’s Sex Education Commissar is Heir to Obscure Hungarian Bolshevik

What parent would want an adult they hardly knew speaking to their children about sex, telling them where they can get contraceptives from, and showing them explicit literature and films about what sexual positions are possible? You’d think that the answer to that would be obvious, and in all other circumstances this is no doubt the case. Yet if the one doing the speaking and the showing is called a “teacher” and works in what is known as a “school”, […]

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Breaking: Putin ‘Possibly Injecting Journalists’ With Substance That Compels Them to Write Utter Drivel — Expert Says

Experts believe that Russian President, Vladimir Putin, has possibly discovered a substance which, when injected into journalists, causes them to write utter drivel. Suspicions have been growing for some time that Mr Putin has been developing such a chemical, but what once might have been consigned to the realm of conspiracy theories can, according to the experts, no longer be dismissed. Confirmation that the theory might be true gained credibility after several media outlets published pieces alleging that Mr Putin has managed […]

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Creating Islands of Stability in an Unstable World

This is my latest piece for Samaritan Ministries International A year ago, I entered my 40s, by which you will rightly deduce that I was born in the 1970s. When I think back to the world at the time of my childhood, and then compare it to the world of 2016, there are a huge number of differences, far too numerous to mention. Yet if I had to pick one thing among all others that stands out as the defining […]

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Has Theresa May Triggered the Little Known Article 50b of the Lisbon Treaty?

Speculation was mounting in Westminster last night that the British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has secretly triggered an Article of the Lisbon Treaty connected with the process of withdrawal from the European Union. However, whereas she was expected to invoke Article 50, which would begin the process of withdrawal, it is believed that she has instead opted to trigger the little known Article 50b. Not much has been written about Article 50b for the simple reason that it was only […]

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An Ae-Psyops Fable: The Little Old Woman Who Cried Bear!

Once upon a time there was a little old woman who lived in a large town. She was very ambitious and wanted to become the town’s Mayoress, and she often told people that they really ought to elect her because the town needed to break what she called “the glass ceiling”. But there was one problem. Many in the town were distrustful of her. For she was known to be exceedingly corrupt, regularly untruthful, and committed to sending the townsmen […]

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Possibly the Silliest Poem Ever Written

Little Scissors and Bovine Splendour, Are not two phrases, You’re ever likely to hear, in the same sentence. Except for poetry. Then of course You can get away with it. You wouldn’t hear it in a line of prose. “Mr Gardener picked up his little scissors, and cut through the paper with Bovine Splendour,” Is not a line you’re likely to read. There is only one other place, That you might find them together, And that, of course, Is in […]

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Why Won’t Putin Invade the Baltics?

You know how Putin is itching to invade the Baltics? You know how he just can’t wait to get his hands on Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, because Russia is kind of cramped, and he needs a bit of Lebensraum for his people? You know how he just can’t wait to prop up the apparently ailing Russian economy by incorporating that economic powerhouse, Ukraine, into his country? You know it because you’ve probably read it 100 times by now in the […]

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Online Hate Crime Hub Investigates Offensive Goose Joke

Inside the new “online hate crime hub”, which has been set up by the London Mayor’s Office for Policing and Crime, Sergeant David Marshmallow and PC Gary Snowflake are discussing a new Hate Crime case that has just come in: Snowflake: Sarge, I need your advice on this? Marshmallow: What’s that Gary? Snowflake: Just received a complaint about this. Posted on Facebook. Marshmallow: What is it? Snowflake: Not sure, sir. I don’t quite know what to make of it. Marshmallow: […]

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Is Theresa May the New Neville Chamberlain? Or is the New Hitler Hogwash?

According to media reports, Theresa May had a phone call last week with the President of the Russian Federation. During the call, which was made at Mrs May’s request, the two leaders apparently discussed the following: Mr Putin congratulated Mrs May on her appointment to the office of Prime Minister They discussed current bilateral issues, with both leaders expressing dissatisfaction with the current parameters of co-operation in the political, trade and economic spheres They agreed to step up joint work […]

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Man Who Became Woman but Stayed Man Can’t Get Woman’s Pension

I’m beginning to think that the whole LGBT movement was started by a group of powerful lawyers who rightly foresaw the huge opportunities they would have to make a mint in a society that opted to go full moonbat crazy. The legal cases are coming in thick and fast now, and with each one we find ourselves sailing further out into the Ocean of Absurdity, far away from the Island of Sanity, and the lawyers must be coining it in. […]

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Are You a Liberal? Are You a Hater? Take the Liberal Hate Detector Test

Are you a liberal who is genuinely the very epitome of love and human kindness? Or do you find that when you come across a person holding contrary views, you find it hard to restrain yourself from shouting them down, launching ad hominem attacks on them, and screeching about how intolerant they are? Find out which type of liberal you really are by taking the Liberal Hate Detector Test. Are you able to hear a reasoned position and engage with it, […]

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Brexit Means Brexit. But What is Meant by Brexit? Thought for the Day From Professor A. Fudge

By A. Fudge – emeritus Professor of Pedantry, Obstructionism and Kicking the Can Down the Road at Hull University Brexit means Brexit. That’s the first thing I want to say. But of course it does. How could it not? In the same way that egg means egg, cormorant means cormorant, of course Brexit must mean Brexit. And just as a denial that eggs means eggs would be patently absurd, likewise a denial that Brexit means Brexit would be equally ludicrous. […]

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How Not to Deal With Misogyny

Nottinghamshire Police Force have just expanded their growing list of hate crimes to include misogyny. Quite frankly I’m shocked that they only just got around to including it now, and there is a definite case to be had for suing them for this delay which, under their own definition, is almost certainly misogynistic in nature. And here is their definition: “Incidents against women that are motivated by an attitude of a man towards a woman and includes behaviour targeted towards a […]

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Discussing Economics, Brexit & Morality on The True Money Show

I was privileged to be invited onto the True Money Show, hosted by David Simpson, where we discussed a range of topics including the economic woes of the European Union, why bailing out failed banks with public money is not what you could call a good idea, the reasons why people voted for Brexit, and whether an economic system based on immorality can endure. You can listen to the show here or by clicking on the link below: True Money Show 072716 […]

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Russian Aggression: A Cheesy Novel From the Atlantic Council

General Sir Richard Shirreff, author of the novel, 2017: War with Russia, has just co-authored a new report on behalf of the Atlantic Council. In Arming for Deterrence, he and Maciej Olex-Szczytowski claim that the threat to Poland from a “resurgent Russia” is now so imminent that the Polish Government must take immediate steps to prepare the country for forthcoming invasion (interestingly, Pan Olex-Szczytowski happens to be Adviser on Poland to BAE Systems, Europe’s largest company in the Defence Sector). I confess that I haven’t […]

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Like a Great Supine, Protoplasmic, Invertebrate Jelly, Boris Johnson Falls Into Line With U.S. Foreign Policy

Well that didn’t take long. Like a Great Supine, Protoplasmic, Invertebrate Jelly, (to quote his own words), Britain’s new Foreign Secretary has fallen into line with U.S. foreign policy with remarkable speed. This despite the fact that the position he now apparently supports is fundamentally at odds with the position he held prior to assuming his new role. That position is with regard to Syria, but before I come to the July 2016 Mr Johnson, let me first remind readers […]

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The Totalitarianism of #Uniteagainsthate

Where do you stand on hate? Are you for it or against it? Surely you can #uniteagainsthate, or one of the many similar hashtags trending on Twitter? I mean what could possibly be wrong with uniting against hate? We should all hate hate, shouldn’t we? The first response to those peddling this nonsense is to say that we are all haters. As creatures made in the image of God, we are designed to hate. We are designed to hate because […]

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Religion is the Cause of all Wars? Well, Apart From … and … and … and oh Yes … and There Was … Not to Mention … But Apart From Them…

I haven’t posted an excerpt from my book, A Christian and an Unbeliever Discuss: Life, the Universe and Everything, for some time, so I thought it’s time for another. You can order a copy by clicking on the front cover on the column on the side. ‘And well might he have said that,’ remarked Alex sardonically, ‘since religion is the cause of all wars.’ ‘Well, apart from the Iraq war, the Falklands War, the Vietnam War, the Korean War, the […]